We have four proven facts that squirrels are evil and don't like people.
1. If riding by a tree with a golf cart a squirrel suicide bomber will jump onto the top of the golf cart and try to destroy you.
2. While walking under pecan trees, the squirrel air force will shoot at you with their 9mm pecans.
3. They will send one of their marines out as a diversion and a spy will sneak up from behind and steal your weopons and ammunition.
4. A civilian squirrel will come up and want food. You will give it food until it's mouth is stuffed with food. Then it will run off and hide it's food in an underground storage compartment. After this it dresses up as a different squirrel and goes and gets and more food from you. It will repeat this tactic until you have no food.
Like I said, squirrels are EVIL!!!!!
1. If riding by a tree with a golf cart a squirrel suicide bomber will jump onto the top of the golf cart and try to destroy you.
2. While walking under pecan trees, the squirrel air force will shoot at you with their 9mm pecans.
3. They will send one of their marines out as a diversion and a spy will sneak up from behind and steal your weopons and ammunition.
4. A civilian squirrel will come up and want food. You will give it food until it's mouth is stuffed with food. Then it will run off and hide it's food in an underground storage compartment. After this it dresses up as a different squirrel and goes and gets and more food from you. It will repeat this tactic until you have no food.
Like I said, squirrels are EVIL!!!!!
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its true i am a witnes
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